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HER VOLUME
Pretending I’m Not Home Shirt
$30.99
Fabric, fit & care
If you need me, I’ll be pretending I’m not home.
Ghost-at-the-window artwork gives this Halloween tee a playful homebody twist. It’s an easy choice for scary-movie nights, pumpkin errands, or a casual spooky-season outfit with a sense of humor.
Made with heavyweight Comfort Colors® garment-dyed cotton, this white shirt has a soft, substantial feel and a relaxed unisex fit.
- Playful ghost graphic and homebody message
- Heavyweight garment-dyed cotton
- White; sizes S–4XL
- A fun fall gift for your favorite introvert
Choose your fit using the size chart; size up for extra room. Made to order. Allow production and delivery time before Halloween plans.
Machine wash cold, inside out, and tumble dry low. Do not iron directly over the print.
Spooky season. Quiet evening. Perfect combination.
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
Made to order in 1–2 business days, then shipped directly from Texas by HER VOLUME.
After shipment: standard delivery is estimated at 3–5 business days; express at 1–2 business days. Order preparation time is additional.
U.S. standard shipping: $5.99, or free on orders $75+. Express shipping: $20. Final shipping and taxes are shown before payment.
Shipping detailsRETURNS & EXCHANGES
Eligible unworn, unwashed apparel: request an exchange or store credit within 30 days of delivery. Fit and preference returns are not cash refunds.
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